Is This Really Breaking News?

1) Duchess of Cambridge, Kate Middleton is experiencing severe morning sickness early on in pregnancy.

2) Will Kate take Snooki‘s pregnancy advice via twitter?

3) Kate receives prank call from Queen Elizabeth II impersonator.

4) What will Kate and William name the baby?

5) OMG, Jennifer Aniston is pregnant at the same time as Kate!

Really? Come on everyone, let’s wake up and smell reality. There are more important issues to report on than the Duchess’ pregnancy. War, third world poverty, our government’s financial problems. Have you even wondered whether she wants all of this attention?