Bunny Ranch Offers Free Girlfriend Experience To Manti Te’o & College Football Players

In the wake of the Manti Te’o/Notre Dame “girlfriend hoax” scandal, a Bunny Ranch prostitute is vowing not to have the same thing happen at her alma mater, The University Of Michigan. Krissy Summers, a former Michigan cheerleader who is currently working at Dennis Hof’s legal brothel that is the subject of HBO and Cinemax reality shows, is offering her “girlfriend experience” to any Michigan football player who wants to make sure that he doesn’t fall prey to the rouse that victimized The Fighting Irish linebacker.  Any current member of The Wolverines roster is invited to visit her at The Bunny Ranch for a free “girlfriend experience” party, which showcases the type of personal and sincere connection that Te’o no doubt thought he was forming with the girl that he thought he had fallen in love with via the internet.  “The girlfriend experience” is a widely used term for the most sensual, intimate style of sexual liaisons available at The Bunny Ranch, and Miss Summers says that it happens to be her specialty.

Krissy says that in addition to looking out for her University Of Michigan players, she is even willing to put her collegiate loyalties aside and accompany Manti Te’o to the upcoming NFL draft, where he is expected to go as a high pick.

Get goin’ boys….

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