Last night’s X-Factor airing proved to be just as boring as usual. I find myself glancing back and forth between Khloe Kardashian’s suction dresses and Simon’s eye-rolling.
There’s nothing original or special about this show… except Simon’s new protest against shirt buttons.
The only thing in the spotlight is his hairy chest.
Simon, no one has bared their chest like that since Saturday Night Fever. Whoever your stylist is should be booted.